You Won’t Believe What Was in Trump’s Fake News Press Conference Folders

Courtesy of the Huffington Post

There they were for all to see, the manilla folders explaining Trump’s carefully wrought plan to completely shield himself from his corporate interests by handing control over to his sons.

But what was really in those folders?

Ctrl-Alt-Right has gained access and have discovered an unexpected treasure. Trump’s literary masterpiece.

Trump’s unpublished manuscript: Captain Underpantsuit!

On seeing the drawings, Vice Principal Pence, tweeted, “Finally, I have something I can read while waiting for another Diary of a Wimpy Kid.”

And after thumbing through nearly 100 rough sketches, the 10-yr-old boys we ran them by gave the piece, in their words, “two thumbs up your butt!”